Corrupt a wish

[Cedar]

Easy title, see? ;D
P1 - I wish for a cookie
P2 - Granted, but it is old, covered in mold, and cold. (Rhyme not intended)


I wish for an apple!

[toki]

Oh I love this game! ^-^

Wish granted, you receive a delicious, juicy, red apple. It's so shiny, and it looks so tasty! So you walk to your kitchen, wash it under cool, soothing water and then dry it off with a soft Charmin (xD) paper towel. You open your mouth, bring it up to your face, and take a bite. It is delicious! You were right! You close your eyes and savor the flavor, feeling something odd in your mouth but taking no notice of it, until you have to swallow the remains. You open your eyes, eager for more, only to see something you wish you hadn't. The outside of the apple was perfect, but the inside was all brown and mushy. There were little black dots all over the apple! You narrow your eyes and peer closer, yuck! The black specks are MOVING! That's nasty dude.

I wish I was better at making graphics.

[Cedar]

... Ew.

Granted, but instead of the amazing graphics you wanted to make, you seem to only be able to make graphics that offend people, and you are eventually run out of town by your family. (?)

I wish I had a pony.

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[toki]

Lol, awww. xD

Wish granted, you have a pretty pony! Its so elegant and its gaits are perfect. You really want to ride it so you put a saddle and bridle on your pony and you go out into an empty clearing in the forest, not too far away from home. You set your foot where the foot hold is and lightly put your weight, making sure your pony is okay with it. When it doesn't move, you put more pressure and swing up. Suddenly your pony collapses, and its legs break, later forcing you to put it down out of its misery. After all, it was a pony, it was only a few hands high.

I wish I had more inspiration to draw more amazing pictures that don't offend people. xD

[Rapun[Zel]]

Granted - you are now and absolutely amazing artist - Picasso and Da Vinci, eat your heart out! Unfortunately, while you're art is very popular amungst us humans - the animal kingdom thing's your a hack, a joke - the worst artists since the idiot who thought up 'Dogs Playing Cards'. For the first months of your career, you can't figure out why cats hiss at you from their perches, why dogs bark and snap at your heels, and birds divebomb you at every chance they get. While you are finishing up your masterworks collection; the animals in a local zoo all stage a coop, trample through your studio, and you're taken captive by a bunch of zebras and warthogs, who make it their purpose in life to make sure you never pick up a pencil or paintbrush or tablet again.

I wish I could live at Disneyland!

[toki]

Aww that's sucks. Wish granted! Your mom/dad gets a new job at Disneyland so you get a special room in the actual park to live there! You're so excited, and ready to stay. You're there and you're having so much fun living under the real excitement of the world. Then when you go to bed, suddenly you hear screaming and a big topple of water spills on top of your room making a big boom sound. You try closing the window, but it's stuck so you're stuck with water spilling into your room, screaming kids, yelling officers, getting trash thrown in your room, and bright lights every night.

I wish I had something good to eat right now.

[Rapun[Zel]]

Meh. I can live with that.

Granted! In front of you appears a sandwhich - the best sandwhich you've ever eaten. Just as you're about to finish the last morsel, the police break down your door, and quickly handcuff you. Why the police, you saw? Turns out your 'good' sandwhich was also made of of the meat of innocent, or 'good' people. As most countries frown upon cannibalism, you are, of course, proptly arrested and thrown into the clink for the rest of your natural life.

I wish I didn't have to go dance tonight...

[toki]

Lol dang, well it's good by the fact that I don't like sandwiches unless it's PB&J. xD

Wish granted! You're getting ready to go to the dance, but right before you leave your parents/room-mate(whoever) tells you that you don't have to go! You get excited and change back to what you were previously wearing, but there's an exception. The next day as you walk out your door, your parents/room-mate tell you that you have to do all their chores, run all the errands, and they're leaving you on your own so you have to do everything yourself, get a job and money, get insurance, pay for everything, etc... and eventually you go homeless and live on the streets. Sad.

I wish more people were active on the sites that I'm on.

[Rapun[Zel]]

Homelessness? Geesh...guess I better go out not and pick out my box.

Granted! The site that you're on sudden booms with activity. There, 50, 80, 100 people suddenly active and on at the exact same time that you are one! Oh joy, an active site! However, as more and more people try to get onto the server, the site become slower and slower, pages harder and harder to pull up - until - BOOM! Your computer blows up from the stress of loading in soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much information. By the time you get it back online - one of the members, who was a hacker, went and deleted the site. Bummer!

I wish school would start again. (I'm a nerd...I'll admit it.)

[toki]

Wait if my computer crashed why didn't his. >>

Wish granted, school starts again and everyone is so excited to see their friends again and such. The first day is going great, second day is good, third day, etc... but suddenly homework starts coming. Everyone now wishes summer was back, you're okay as you're a good student. The teachers keep piling up homework though and soon enough you don't have any free time at all! You're staying up late, waking up early, trying to get homework finished during school. Eventually near the end you have so much homework that it pushes into summer and by the time you're finished you realize the next new school year has already started.

I wish I could come up with good replies.

[Rapun[Zel]]

Granted! Suddenly, your muse goes into overdrive, and you're whipping out three-page long posts for every single one of your characters. They are so wonderful and detailed, that for some reason, Erin Hunter even finds out about them. Feeling threatened by your writing prowess, our beloved authors accuse you of copyright infringement, and you end up in jail again! Haha...some of the guards now know you and first name basis! Congradulations!

I wish I could run off and join the circus.

[toki]

Wish granted, one late night you pack yourself and run off to the circus. It's a hard trip as now there are wanted posters for you after a day or two. You're alone and you have to travel by night, you become nocturnal. Fortunately, you find the circus after about a week. You walk up to their doorstep and knock on the door, they answer a few seconds later and you ask if you can join. Unfortunately, you're so beat up, tired, and by the fact you don't even have a talent to show them, they don't let you join.

I wish I had a wish.

[Rapun[Zel]]

Wish granted. Somehow, you get yourself a second wish, a wish in which you can use for whatever you want to wish for. Unfortunately...you have this wish...and no idea what you now want to wish for. Bummer.

I wish I had a ferret.

[toki]

Wish granted, you go to your parents room at night and ask them for a ferret and in their sleepiness they say yes and in excitement you go out and get a ferret. The next morning before your parents wake up you get a ferret, bedding, food, and all other supplies and you bring it home. You set it up and play with in and when your parents see they get so mad yet see how well you take care of it so you get to keep it! You get so attatched to your little pet, but unfortunately while you're letting it play outside, the neighbor's dog kills it. :[

I wish I would win this argument I'm in at the moment on a different site. >:]

[Rapun[Zel]]

Awwww...

Granted! The powers that be intervine, and you win your argument. Unfortunately...they seem to think that that was their last 'gimme win' the next hundred arguments you get in...you lose. Horribly.

I wish our site would get more members.

[toki]

Dang, well that sight was closing anyway. u.u AND FOR REAL, I THINK I HAVE WON. 8)

Wish granted, we get so many members suddenly but the activity overflows but then the staff runs out of free time and the site closes.

I wish the site I'm making will run well in activity once I open it.